Pakistani snipers should lay off the snacks

Posted: September 3, 2008 in Politics, Uncategorized
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Earlier today, snipers shot at the new Prime Minister of Pakistan’s car in an attempt to kill him. The thing is, HE WASN’T IN THE CAR. Next time you try to wipe out a head of state, make sure to read the itinerary. The car was on the way to the airport to pick up the Prime Minister when it was hit. If they were ON THE WAY to pick him up, it means that you have to wait until they are COMING BACK for it to work. Maybe they should lay off drinking out of their juice boxes and eating Little Debbie cakes. They were too hopped up on sugar and High Fructose Corn Syrup to think clearly.

 “On Wednesday afternoon, plainclothes police with a dog searched for clues on a small hill from which they believed the shots were fired at the premier’s car. They gathered snack wrappers and juice cartons and took them away from beneath a huge portrait of Pakistan’s founding father, Muhammad Ali Jinnah, which greets travelers arriving in the capital.” AP

You know, maybe we should be looking for kindergardeners toting black market M-40A1s instead of grown men. They are probably napping after their big sniper excursion.

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Comments
  1. raficbsat says:

    i am raficbsat really i like thiss gun that sniper amaezing

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