My wife is one of the least sneaky people I know. When the baby is sleeping, she will just walk down the stairs like normal, not bothering to skip the second step (which is squeaky) or stepping to the inside of the 4th one (also squeaky). If she’s going down to the basement to do [...]
Posts Tagged ‘wife’
my wife is not sneaky
Posted: October 28, 2009 in baby, Family, Marriage, ParentingTags: ninja, sleeping baby, sneaky, wife
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“Whole ‘Nother” = irksome
Posted: September 21, 2009 in Marriage, writingTags: colloquial, grammer, phrase, whole nother, wife, writing
There are certain phrases that really irk me. Sometimes they really irk my wife, so If I am not also irked to the same degree…she becomes irked with me too. So, there are some phrases that irk me. One of the worst offenders is: Whole nother. As in: “We made it down the mountain in [...]
evidence of my wife’s hotness
Posted: September 9, 2009 in Books, UncategorizedTags: 7th grade, English class, hot wife, wife
My wife is hot. I can even prove it. Yesterday was the first day of school for many people. She teaches 7th grade English. At the beginning of one of her classes, two boys walked in and stopped on the threshold. “Is this English?” they asked. “Yes.” my wife replied. “SWEET!” they both exclaimed, grinning [...]
My knife display
Posted: February 22, 2009 in Art, baby, Home, ninja, SwordTags: knife, kraken, leviathan, married, possessions, wife
So I finally put up my knives that have been locked in a foot locker since I’ve been married. I don’t know why. I just got in a mood, and my wife was out of the house : ) The top one is the Kraken, immediately below that is the Egyptian one, and then the [...]
